Micro$oft...

OK everyone, I've meant to do this for a looooooong time, so finally HERE IT IS!!
We've all done it. Microsoft verbal attacks are very common, even by those actual Windows users. Here I have attempted to compile a couple of the better ones I've heard.


Computers are like air conditioners, they just can't do their job with Windows open.

Windows 98: a 32 bit extension of a 16 bit filesystem for a 8 bit operating system built on a 4 bit processor by a two-bit company that can't stand one-bit of compitition.

Love is hate. Peace is war. Windows is stable.

Windows isn't unstable, it's just spontaneous.

I know where you wanted to go today, but I decided to stop here instead!
-MS Windows

Windows is not the answer, Windows is the question. Unix or "no" are the answers.

The software said "Install Windows 2000 or better.", so I installed Linux.

Micro$oft is popular because it caters to the computer iliterate. Would you want to read an illiterate man's favorite book too?
- Kloss Korban

The destcruction of Microsoft is not our goal, it will just be a side effect
- Linus Torvalds


Time is the fire in which you burn.
Migrate today.


Should you find yourself on the side of majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
- Mark Twain






// Feel free to comment on this page if you think of (or find) any good ones to add
// or email me and I'll add them
// Whatever floats your boat.